Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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