Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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