I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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