38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
The adults are the big ones right?
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