they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We are two peas in an std pod
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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