I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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