It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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