11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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