i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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