I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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