Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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