If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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