Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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