This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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