I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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