Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
