Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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