I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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