Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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