I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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