Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
one might say we're banned from that church
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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