have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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