this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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