just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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