He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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