This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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