she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
A+ Viking dick
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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