Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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