i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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