Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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