You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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