Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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