It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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