she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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