She is in my trunk
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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