Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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