It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
My vagina is officially offended.
I have post one night stand depression
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