we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dick very happy bro
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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