Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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