Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
