HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
