just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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