apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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