Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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