I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
