This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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