But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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