Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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