question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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