dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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