CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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