Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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