u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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