Having a random hookup so left but love u
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Randomize
