Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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