Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
